Sweet Perversion Pencil

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I’m Jeanette, the HBIC at Sweet Perversion. I love mashed potatoes, Bravo TV and working out (I'm a sorta fit/sorta fat kinda gal, because mashed potatoes). I'm an atheist with a deep love for gospel music and I cope with life through wrongly timed, inappropriate jokes (I'm the asshole who laughs during a funeral).

• Set of 5 pencils

• Made in the USA

• Wood pencils with #2 lead

• Certified non-toxic

• Latex-free synthetic erasers

• Unsharpened

 Since my childhood, nothing could bring me joy quite like pretty paper and a quick-witted come-back. It’s really only fitting that I created a ?job where I get to sell my asshole thoughts and spend gobs of money on paper under the guise of business. I’m a fucking genius. For reals. While my pencils & pens are my bestsellers, snail mail will always have a special place in my heart. It makes my soul melt to think of a person opening their mailbox to find a card someone picked out just for them. I'll never let snail mail die.

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